Thursday, April 23, 2009

Eleven Million One Hundred Thousand U.S Dollars

Date: Thursday 23 April 2009
Time: 13:00 - 14:00 (GMT +00:00)
Dear Friend, I am Dr.Gari Compore, Bill and exchange manager, in-charge of Foreign Unit of our bank and i have had the intent to contact you over this financial transaction/transfer worth the sum of Eleven Million One Hundred Thousand U.S Dollars (US$11.01M) for our progress and richness. This is an abandoned sum that belongs to our late foreign customer (an International Billionaire French Businessman) who died in plane crash disaster since five years ago along with his wife. I was opportuned to see the deceased deposit file bearing this huge amount of money when i was inspecting the dated and current customers files in other to sign and submit to the entire bank management for an official validation / re-documentation against the statement approval to the account holders for the year. In a swift investigation carried out by me, i found out that non of the deceased relative is aware of the abandoned fund except his late wife. As a result of that, it is an extremely confidential matter between me and you .Hence you are a foreigner to our country, you are authorized by our Banking law to apply and claim the fund into your account as the NEXT-OF-KIN to the deceased. For assisting me to get the fund transferred into your bank account, the ratio of 40% of the total sum is for your share where as 60% is for me as business pioneer. i will give you more details and for your assistants as soon as i receive your reply



Hmm… now what would I do with that money… let’s see, my share of it would be more than enough to pay off some bills, including the three mortgages I make monthly payments on, my sons’ college bills and every other bill we have. Of course I would donate a LOT to Relay and make my event, my team and myself #1, and buy that sponsorship again. And then I could buy a new lap top… mine is barely hanging on. And then…. well I can dream can’t I?

However, I don’t think I will bother replying to Dr. Gari…

Spam can be so entertaining sometimes!

1 comment:

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