Dear Waitress,

You were so pleasant to my husband this morning, refilling his coffee, making sure he was enjoying his breakfast. And you were so very cheerful when you served the table of three men next to us. Bringing them extra napkins, making sure their glasses were full, refilling them after every sip. I really enjoyed how you flirted with them and with my husband too. By the way, my tea was cold, and I do not appreciate that you conveniently forgot to bring me the hot water I asked for. You probably didn't hear me because I spoke with a female voice. And that my child is why you only got a $2 tip. Here's another tip for you, sometimes the women pay the bill, you better pay attention to them too!